The Consumption Posts

December 9, 2018 / Punwatch
November 30, 2018 / News
November 30, 2018 / Failure To Launch

An old cop who’s sick of getting shot ends up in “Die Hard on a TV budget” with *record scratch* a LADY COP who *record scratch* can KICK ARSE?! Also 101 EPISODES OF FAILURE TO LAUNCH!

November 24, 2018 / Failure To Launch
November 16, 2018 / Punwatch
November 11, 2018 / Failure To Launch

A scientist, a hotshot reporter and a nurse team up to fight a translucent condom monster, just like in the original Omen. [citation needed]

October 31, 2018 / Failure To Launch
October 27, 2018 / Punwatch
October 23, 2018 / Failure To Launch
October 5, 2018 / Failure To Launch
October 1, 2018 / Failure To Launch
September 21, 2018 / Failure To Launch

Michael Williams joins us to talk about a good cop who fights the system with a little mask and a lot of sneaking up behind people and punching them in the head.

September 14, 2018 / Failure To Launch
September 7, 2018 / Failure To Launch
March 27, 2018 / Failure To Launch
March 13, 2018 / Failure To Launch
March 2, 2018 / Failure To Launch
February 23, 2018 / Failure To Launch
December 22, 2017 / Failure To Launch
December 15, 2017 / Failure To Launch

A half-Native American cop with psychic powers and maybe shapeshifting powers teams up with his fellow cops who mostly have magic powers as well to solve the murder of two women also he found another woman on the beach who seems nice I’ve run out of spac

December 8, 2017 / Failure To Launch

CW: Child abuse – 70s child star Mason Reece gets his own sitcom, with the worst idea for a pilot plot we’ve ever seen.

December 4, 2017 / Punwatch
December 1, 2017 / Failure To Launch
November 25, 2017 / Failure To Launch

A secret group sworn to kill a specific demon team up with said demon to battle another group who want to kill that demon. No one likes her.

November 17, 2017 / Failure To Launch
November 9, 2017 / Failure To Launch
October 31, 2017 / Failure To Launch

Martin Dunlop helps us watch a divorced dad and his 2 kids get haunted by Horny Ghost Pirates, but fuck that, they’ve got stuffy old teachers to impress.

October 27, 2017 / Failure To Launch
October 18, 2017 / Failure To Launch

In the future banging is outlawed, so when Greg and Jenny bypass security to bang (and bang and bang and bang) on the boardroom table things don’t go how they’d expect.

October 12, 2017 / Failure To Launch

Bidra and Nardo are Intergalactic Space cops hot on the tail of dangerous space fugitive “Cloyd” guilty of the worst crime of all… hilarity.

October 6, 2017 / Failure To Launch

Michael Richards, Dana Carvey and a supernaturally disobedient dog are odd-couple cops in a town whose population-to-schmaltz ratio was judged toxic by the EPA.

September 29, 2017 / Punwatch
September 27, 2017 / Failure To Launch

In a dystopic future, a team of elite cops use rollerblades and jetpacks to fight crime. This pilot couldn’t be more 90s if it was soaked in Gak®.

September 21, 2017 / Punwatch
September 18, 2017 / Failure To Launch
September 8, 2017 / Failure To Launch
September 1, 2017 / Failure To Launch

GREG EVIGAN is Major Jack North, an astronaut who gains superhuman powers when he is struck right in the god damn eye by a solar flare. So naturally he uses his expanded intellect and strength to solve crime so hard he almost dies. He just keeps doing it. Just stop, Jack. Just stop.

July 28, 2017 / Punwatch
June 23, 2017 / Punwatch
June 1, 2017 / Punwatch
May 4, 2017 / Punwatch
April 14, 2017 / Punwatch
March 23, 2017 / Punwatch
March 16, 2017 / Failure To Launch
March 10, 2017 / Punwatch
February 23, 2017 / Punwatch
February 10, 2017 / Punwatch
February 3, 2017 / Failure To Launch
January 16, 2017 / Failure To Launch
January 3, 2017 / Punwatch
December 20, 2016 / Failure To Launch

BILLY ZANE turns not-great-spy Kim Cattrall into a robot after her not-great-spying gets her killed. She’s still not-great at spying, but at least she’s a robot.

November 30, 2016 / Punwatch
November 29, 2016 / Failure To Launch

In this week’s Failure to Launch we join the Mcallister clan as they dish up their famous homemade apple pie at the Midway Inn. On a space station. In the twenty second century. To aliens.

November 24, 2016 / Failure To Launch

This week’s Failure to Launch sees the return of a horse of course. Of course, if you’re making a show about a talking horse, of course that horse will be a family-friendly lovable horse, unless of course that horse is Mr. Ed.

November 15, 2016 / Failure To Launch
November 11, 2016 / Punwatch
November 8, 2016 / Failure To Launch

Jessica Simpson, beloved pop-star, struggles to launch her career in television by playing a beloved pop-star struggling to launch her career in television.

October 31, 2016 / Failure To Launch

Anthony Strack is a horror novelist with writers block, a new wife, a dead wife, a creepy son, a deeply confusing housekeeper and a new daughter who needs the child protection services right fucking now. Seriously. Call them.

October 28, 2016 / Failure To Launch

1970-era Dr. Strange battles Jessica Walters with Kung-Fu, lasers and the best afro/gold chains/porn ‘stache combo we’ve seen outside of World Series Cricket. Guest starring Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs!

October 18, 2016 / Failure To Launch
October 11, 2016 / Failure To Launch

Cam Tyeson helps us examine a TV adaptation of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie (without Pitt and Jolie, obvs) gets worse in a way you probably didn’t expect.

October 4, 2016 / Failure To Launch
September 30, 2016 / Punwatch
September 23, 2016 / Failure To Launch

Martin Dunlop joins us to ask: Hey you guys remember Sliders? Well apparently somebody at Fox apparently didn’t since they tried to make this shit in 2015.

September 20, 2016 / Punwatch
September 16, 2016 / Failure To Launch
September 9, 2016 / Failure To Launch
September 2, 2016 / Punwatch
August 19, 2016 / Failure To Launch
August 18, 2016 / Punwatch
August 12, 2016 / Failure To Launch
August 5, 2016 / Punwatch
August 5, 2016 / Failure To Launch
July 29, 2016 / Failure To Launch
July 28, 2016 / Punwatch
July 22, 2016 / Failure To Launch
July 15, 2016 / Failure To Launch
June 2, 2016 / Punwatch
April 22, 2016 / Punwatch
April 14, 2016 / Punwatch
January 29, 2016 / Punwatch
January 15, 2016 / Punwatch
January 8, 2016 / Punwatch
January 2, 2016 / Punwatch
November 23, 2015 / Punwatch
November 6, 2015 / Punwatch
October 17, 2015 / Punwatch
October 2, 2015 / Punwatch
September 25, 2015 / Punwatch
September 24, 2015 / Failure To Launch

In the season finale, Leonard Nimoy is a psychic race-car driver who has to a foil a fountain of youth/identify theft mystery in an old English mansion. What don’t you understand?