Archive for the Punwatch Category

Punwatch S02E14 – Shonky Sharks Plunder Pool with host Harry Brimage

Punwatch S02E14 – Shonky Sharks Plunder Pool with host Harry Brimage
Episode 214 of Punwatch, with host Harry Brimage who did well and is a good boy.

 

 

This episode is entitled “Shonky Sharks Plunder Pool”. Harry’s twitter handle is @brimdang, if you wanna do what Lisa said. Alex’s album is available now at your local Brashs.


Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone
Host: Harry Brimage

 

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Punwatch S02E13 – Robo Willie with host Lisa Dib

Punwatch S02E13 – Robo Willie with host Lisa Dib
Episode 213 of Punwatch, with host Lisa Dib and super-chill, pleasant vibes. And a bionic dick.

 

 

This episode is entitled “Robo Willie.” Some weeks you don’t need to overwork it.


Punsters: Harry Brimage, James Ferris, David Shaw
Host: Lisa Dib

 

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Punwatch S02E12 – Curry Closure Causes Sibling Split with Jennifer Wong

Punwatch S02E12 – Curry Closure Causes Sibling Split with Jennifer Wong
Episode 212 of Punwatch, with guest comedian & veteran punster Jennifer Wong and a smorgasbord of Indian cuisine puns.

 

 

This episode is entitled “Curry Closure Causes Sibling Split”. Alex was gonna host, so all the stories are Alex-style picks. One day soon.

Melbourne listeners: Jen is performing her show, “How to English Harder” at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! The show is on from the 11th to the 23rd of April at the Forum Theatre. Get in quick and see her before she scarpers back to Sydney! Get tickets here.

You can also find Jennifer on Facebook or on Twitter @wojennifer – tons o’ puns there – or at her website, jenniferwong.com.au


Punsters: Jennifer Wong, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E11 – Cops Cop Bogus Burger

Punwatch S02E11 – Cops Cop Bogus Burger
Episode 211 of Punwatch, with guest host David Shaw and REVENGE

 

 

This episode is entitled “Cops Cop Bogus Burger.” You’ll also hear a promo for Cherry’s new series, “A Brief History of Memes: Part 1.”


Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone and Andrew Cherry
Host: David Shaw

 

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*grumble grumble other bands are OK as long as they’re Outkast grumble*

 

Punwatch S02E10 – Parrot Slams Piers: Piss Off

Punwatch S02E10 – Parrot Slams Piers: Piss Off
Episode 210 of Punwatch, with returning guest comedian Peter Jones!

 

 

This episode is entitled “Parrot Slams Piers: Piss Off.” Dave and Lisa get to talk about Budgies.

Check out Peter on Instagram @thepeterthejones!


Punsters: Peter Jones, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone and James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E09 – Take That! Toey Tortoise Clocks Carpool Cockhead

Punwatch S02E09 – Take That! Toey Tortoise Clocks Carpool Cockhead
Episode 209 of Punwatch, with special guests Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs!

 
 
Michael’s Moosehead-awarded show, Escape from a 90s Educational CD-ROM, is on during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, March 30th to April 23rd. Don’t miss it!*

The Consumption also heartily recommend you check out Michael & Sarah suite of podcasts – Pop Quiz Hot Shot, It’s A Duck Blur, Wikihow We Do It and Sperging Out.

Also, this episode had some stuff about Pierce Brosnan, tiny knots and other crap. The usual frolicking fair.


Punsters: Sarah Baggs, Michael Williams, David Shaw, Alex Malone, Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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*If you do, one day your parallel universe self who did see it will cross over just to tell you how good it was, and you’ll be filled with regret. Don’t let that parallel arsehole have all the fun.

Punwatch S02E08 – Sleuth Studies Stadium’s Boiled Banana Bust

Punwatch S02E08 – Sleuth Studies Stadium’s Boiled Banana Bust
Episode 208 of Punwatch, with guest Matt Harvey and 5 other punsters. It was raucous.

 
 
Check out Matt’s podcast, Just For Funny! We’re on episode 23, just fyi.

This episode is entitled “Sleuth Studies Stadium’s Boiled Banana Bust”. No one actually boils bananas, though. Sounds kinda gross.


Punsters: Matt Harvey, Lucy Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris, Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E07 – Party Prince’s Radish Rap Roast

Punwatch S02E07 – Party Prince’s Radish Rap Roast
Episode 207 of Punwatch, for the new year and a new you that enjoys way to many obscure fruit puns.

 
 

This episode is entitled “Party Prince’s Radish Rap Roast”. That fruit round may have killed Dave.


Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris, Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E06 – Derrière Drone Swipes Shiny Snag

Punwatch S02E06 – Derrière Drone Swipes Shiny Snag
Episode 206 of Punwatch, with a surprise return Punster.
This episode is entitled “Derrière Drone Swipes Shiny Snag – Icelandic Pirates Pull Off Golden Sausage Heist With Arse Drones”. Thanks to Punwatch contributor Hamish for the Icelandic Politics story!


Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, Lucy Shaw, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E05 – Pilfering Pine’s Plunge

Punwatch S02E05 – Pilfering Pine’s Plunge
Episode 205 of Punwatch, back after a month off to talk about ancient Greek sex toys.

 
 

This episode is entitled “Pilfering Pine’s Plunge.” Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Georgina for the Man Tree story!


Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E04 – AFL Grand Final Edition 2016

Punwatch S02E04 – AFL Grand Final Edition 2016
The 2nd Annual AFL Grand Final edition of Punwatch, in which Cameron Tyeson joins us again to pun on about Giants, #Fourthawn and the KFC Travis Cloke incident no-one’s talking about (with good reason).

 
 

Check out Cam on Twitter!


Punsters: Cameron Tyeson, Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E03 – Hydra Duck Foiled

Punwatch S02E03 – Hydra Duck Foiled
Episode 203 of Punwatch, in which guest Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall is haunted by the ghost-puns of Ben Volchok! OOOOOooooo Ben scored a spooky point.
This episode is entitled “Hydra Duck Foiled.” Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Hamish for the excellent Kim DotCom story!

Go look at Alasdair on Twitter and FaceBook!


Punsters: Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall, David Shaw, Lisa Dib
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S02E02 – Boat Busts Crowned Caper

Punwatch S02E02 – Boat Busts Crowned Caper
Episode 202 of Punwatch, in which special guest Ben Volchok breaks a significant record.

 
 

This episode is entitled “Boat Busts Crowned Caper”. Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Georgina Lee for the excellent Tambourine story!

Check out Ben Volchok on Twitter and Tumblr, or at one of his THREE* Melbourne Fringe Festival shows: Ben’s Illustrious Fact Show: Episode 3, Mudcrabs in Space or And Then There Were Not As Many!


Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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*Goddamn.

 

Punwatch S02E01 – Mannequin Crime Rampage

Punwatch S02E01 – Mannequin Crime Rampage
Season 2 of Punwatch! More puns! New rounds! Modified artwork! Probably shouldn’t have a vomit story and a poop story in the one episode! Oh well!

 
 

This episode is entitled “Mannequin Crime Rampage”. Also, check out Punwatch’s new Facebook page! Daily #ShouldaBeenaPuns, flashbacks, and new episodes.


Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E31 – Nick Kyrgios Steals Motorbike To Run Over Pokemon

Punwatch S01E31 – Nick Kyrgios Steals Motorbike To Run Over Pokemon
This week’s Punwatch, with a small nation’s GDP worth of Pokemon puns. Topical!

 
 

This episode is titled, “Nick Kyrgios Steals Motorbike To Run Over Pokemon”. Bit of housekeeping: Punwatch is moving to a fortnightly schedule, due to a few other commitments taking up our time. Hopefully with a little more time to work on them, the puns should get better. Hopefully.


Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, Lisa Dib
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E30 – Ted Cruz’s Meat Heist Foiled By Trainspotting Crocodile

Punwatch S01E30 – Ted Cruz’s Meat Heist Foiled By Trainspotting Crocodile
This weeks Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Claire Sullivan and maybe our longest single round ever.

 
 

This episode is titled “Ted Cruz’s Meat Heist Foiled By Trainspotting Crocodile.” More meat puns than you could shake a sausage at.

Find Claire Sullivan @clairekoolkat on Twitter or on Facebook!


Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone, Claire Sullivan
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E29 – Shampoo Bottle Makes Fart Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum

Punwatch S01E29 – Shampoo Bottle Makes Fart Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum
This week’s Punwatch, with Science Communicator / Comedian Tom Lang and the mother of all fizzles.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Shampoo Bottle Makes Farting Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum.” Despite a late scare, someone had a big night.

Find Tom Lang @langaround on Twitter!


Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, David Shaw & Tom Lang
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E28 – Willem Dafoe Wins Legal Battle Over Circus-Trained Budgies

Punwatch S01E28 – Willem Dafoe Wins Legal Battle Over Circus-Trained Budgies
This week’s Punwatch, featuring wordplay about wordplay *Inception noise*.

 
 

This episode is entitled, “Willem Dafoe Wins Legal Battle Over Circus-Trained Budgies.” Once again, we must apologise to people outside of Melbourne who won’t get our superb Richmond puns.


Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone & David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E27 – ScarJo & Jolie’s Competitive Shoe Drive Unaffected By Crescent Moon

Punwatch S01E27 – ScarJo & Jolie’s Competitive Shoe Drive Unaffected By Crescent Moon
This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Peter Jones and a lack of quality smack talk.

 
 

This episode is titled, “ScarJo & Jolie’s Competitive Shoe Drive Unaffected By Crescent Moon.” Incidentally, the new star sign is Ophiuchus; if you were born between November 29 and December 17, you’re an Ophiciuchian. He’s a doctor, or something.

Find Peter at @PeterTheJones on Twitter!


Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, David Shaw & Peter Jones
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E26 – Eminem Sells Off Parts Of Puffing Billy In Bid To Avoid Novelty Jail Term

Punwatch S01E26 – Eminem Sells Off Parts Of Puffing Billy In Bid To Avoid Novelty Jail Term
This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Timothy Clark and more singing than usual.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Eminem sells off parts of Puffing Billy in bid to avoid novelty jail term.” The other story was a bit too depressing to work into the title :(

Find Timothy Clark at @MrTimothyClark on Twitter!


Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw & Timothy Clark
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E25 – Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo

Punwatch S01E25 – Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo
This week’s Punwatch, featuring jokes about Napoleon and his silly hat.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo.” Harry’s also in this one, with Realistic Moral Support Action!®


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E24 – Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show

Punwatch S01E24 – Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show
This week’s Punwatch, in which one punster loses really, really slowly. It’s like watching someone fall over in slow motion.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show.”. That guy from The Block is in there too, but his story sucked so it doesn’t get into the title. That’ll show him.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E23 – Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’

Punwatch S01E23 – Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’
This week’s Punwatch, with a host who’s glad that Terry Wogan story got delayed by a couple of months, in retrospect.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’”. This is an unavoidably blue episode. You’ll hear why.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage & James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E22 – Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns

Punwatch S01E22 – Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns
This week’s Punwatch, with a really long discussion of the logistics of the “12 Days of Christmas” that was cut out for time.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns”. Dave suspects The Age have lifted their pun game.


Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib & James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E21 – Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature

Punwatch S01E21 – Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature
This week’s Punwatch, with a brief discussion of spoiler warnings for an entire school (if you haven’t seen Star Wars yet it’s your own fault.)

 
 

This episode is titled, “Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature.” We get classist, but about rich people, so it’s ok. /sarcasm


Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib & James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E20 – Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran

Punwatch S01E20 – Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran
This week’s Punwatch, with more Dave hosting and more tenuous Melbourne suburb puns! Sorry, everyone outside of Melbourne. There’s only 4 or 5, I swear.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran”. We recorded outdoors, sorry about the clicking sound.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Andrew Cherry & James Ferris
Host: Dave Shaw

 

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Punwatch S01E19 – Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms

Punwatch S01E19 – Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms
This week’s episode of Punwatch, with Dave in the hosting seat! C’mon lads, it’s his first time, give him a go.

 
 

This episode is titled “Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms.” Before you ask, “cheeky” does indeed refers to bum cheeks.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris
Host: Dave Shaw

 

Bum.

 

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Punwatch S01E18 – Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court

Punwatch S01E18 – Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court
Brand new Punwatch, returning after a month long break, with stories featuring Taylor Swift & Jennifer Lawrence (again. Sorry, the Metro has a wheelhouse.)

 
 

This episode is titled “Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court.” Everyone hated the last story.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Dave Shaw, Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E17 – Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit

Punwatch S01E17 – Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit
This week’s Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game that talked about Man O Man (Pretty sure on this one.)

 
 

This episode is titled “Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit.” Someone has a return to form.


Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, Dave Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E16 – Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo

Punwatch S01E16 – Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo
The 16th episode of Punwatch, the only pun-based podcast that’s sure it’d marry Elijah Wood.

 
 

This episode is titled “Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo”. Also there’s more controversy over a tenuous (if excellent) Bond pun.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E15 – Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest

Punwatch S01E15 – Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest
It’s episode 15 of Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game with sizzling hot takes like “Robin Thicke is a dickhead” and “Kanye’s a bit weird, hey.”

 
 

This episode is titled, “Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest.” It’s a bird, obviously. As in the Tit. The Coal Tit. A Coal Tit is a bir… never mind.


Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E14 – Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra

Punwatch S01E14 – Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra
Episode 14 of Punwatch, the only pun-based game show that stops to consider whether or not you can make a good sports movie about tennis.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra.” Also, Cherry has a very mild stroke. Watch out for the surprise bonus rounds!*


Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, David (Alex) Shaw, Alex Malone
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

*They changed nothing.

 

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Punwatch S01E13 – Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces

Punwatch S01E13 – Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces
Episode S01E13 of Punwatch, with more controversial referee decisions!*

 
 

This episode is titled, “Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces”. I dunno. It wasn’t a theme week, this just kind of… happened.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

*They wouldn’t shut up about tailors. You listen and tell me I was wrong to step in – AC

 

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Punwatch S01E12 – 50 Shades Star Turns Old Tower Into Star Wars Themed Golf Resort

Punwatch S01E12 – 50 Shades Star Turns Old Tower Into Star Wars Themed Golf Resort
This week’s episode of Punwatch, now with a much shorter running time because Alex wasn’t on!

 
 

This episode is titled “50 Shades star turns old tower into Star Wars themed golf resort.” Seriously, we’ve been trying to get the running time down. Turns out the answer was “don’t bring the guy who writes 30+ puns per story”.


Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E10 – Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley

Punwatch S01E10 – Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley
A bumper 5-story episode of Punwatch, with a down-to-the-wire result and an argument about the definition of biscuit we didn’t get back to.

 
 

This episode is titled, “Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley.” I know, it’s clumsy. You try working 5 stories into one stupid headline.


Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, David Shaw, Lisa Dib
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Vintage mX Punwatch – Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face

Vintage mX Punwatch – Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face
Another vintage episode of mX Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Travis Nash, an Alex-Ferris showdown, and a bunch of really, really dark stories.

 
 

This episode is titled “Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face”. It’ll make sense when you listen, I swear.

Regular Punwatch will resume next week, with a bumper 5 PUN BRITISH EDITION.


Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E09 – Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice

Punwatch S01E09 – Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice
This week’s episode of Punwatch, featuring an actually kinda interesting discussion about when it’s ok to make puns about horrible things.

 
 

This episode is titled “Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice”. There’s also a pun about a certain Sydney radio shock Jock who it’s probably best to not name in the description.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E08 – Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian

Punwatch S01E08 – Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian
Episode 08 of Punwatch, and it’s a vintage one – featuring guest comedian Andy Matthews!

 
 

This episode is titled “Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian”. It’s the old format, so only 3 stories. Still a corker though – Andy’s probably the best guest player we’ve ever had.


Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Andy Matthews
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E07 – Donald Trump Wet Willie’d over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal

Punwatch S01E07 – Donald Trump Wet Willie’d over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal
Episode 7 of Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game, now with even more Arguments About Rules!™

 
 

This episode is titled “Donald Trump Wet Willie’d over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal.” Don’t worry, the first story’s the worst one.


Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E06 – John Farnham steals petrol slightly earlier in South Australia

Punwatch S01E06 – John Farnham steals petrol slightly earlier in South Australia
This week’s episode of Punwatch, the headline pun quiz with gratuitous amounts of Adelaide sledging! (Sorry about that. Your river is very nice.)

 
 

This episode is titled “John Farnham steals petrol slightly earlier in South Australia”. There’s also a Mariah Carey pun in there, but the less said about it, the better.


Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris, Lisa Dib
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E05 – Harper Lee’s The Raven a hit with ants and wicket keepers

Punwatch S01E05 – Harper Lee’s The Raven a hit with ants and wicket keepers
Another episode of Punwatch, featuring the James Ferris Harry Brimage TAG TEAM! *guitar solo, chair gets smashed over head*

 
 

This episode is titled “Harper Lee’s The Raven a hit with ants and wicket keepers” (18 Across).


Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris/Harry Brimage
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E04 – Sepp Blatter, Greek Debt and Danny Deckchair

Punwatch S01E04 – Sepp Blatter, Greek Debt and Danny Deckchair
The most controversial episode of Punwatch yet! (In terms of rules violations. The puns are as tame as usual.)

 
 

This episode’s title is Sepp Blatter, Greek Debt and Danny Deckchair. Also, one reference to Regurgitator. It didn’t fit.


Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E03 – Manspreading, Tinder and Prison Breaks

Punwatch S01E03 – Manspreading, Tinder and Prison Breaks
Another episode of Punwatch, now features Probably Too Many Dick Jokes!™

 
 

This episode’s title is Manspreading, Tinder and Prison Breaks. Also includes more laundry puns than you’d think.


Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E02 – PE Teachers, Irish Golf and Matthew Boyd

Punwatch S01E02 – PE Teachers, Irish Golf and Matthew Boyd
It’s another episode of Punwatch, Australia’s second-favourite wordplay game (behind Burgo’s Catchphrase™).

 
 

This episode is entitled, “PE Teachers, Irish Golf and Matthew Boyd.”

Plus more tattoos. Bit of an oversight there, assigning 2 tattoo stories in 2 weeks. Call your host rusty.


Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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Punwatch S01E01 – Tattoo Theft, Political Memes and Suki Waterhouse

Punwatch S01E01 – Tattoo Theft, Political Memes and Suki Waterhouse
The return of Punwatch. Only 3 stories – a short game’s a good game.

 
 

The return of Punwatch, as it’s own podcast! Punsters Dave, Alex and Ferris get back into the swing of the game after almost 2 years out of it. Other topics include NSW road safety ads and the NT News’ proclivity for a pun.


Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw
Host: Andrew Cherry

 

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