Posted on October 17, 2014
This week’s failed pilot TL;DR:
Dean Cain saves the world by betting Hawaii on a game of FutureSport, possibly the dumbest fictional sport ever created. Also stars Wesley Snipes as a “Jamaican”.
The year is 2025. The Hawaiian Liberation Organisation wants Hawaii to secede from the North American Alliance. War seems inevitable, until Dean Cain, the most popular man in the world, steps in and announces the war will be decided by a game of FutureSport, the dumbest fictional sport since Quiddich. The world agrees to this.
Turns out, in 2025, everyone in the world is a goddamn idiot.
Reviewers: James Ferris, Fabian Lapham, Alex Malone
Soundboard: Andrew Cherry