Posted on July 23, 2015
This is one for the FtL history books.
From the Book of Failure, S2-16:
“The man, who was named Ferris, toiled in the fields of the Internet, searching for a pilot which was of formidable quality. He went up from Rutube.ru to Torrentfreak, but he would not be satisfied, and no merchant of pilots whose lights were not green could impress him with his wares.
After many days wandering the desert of Wiki, he collapsed, and at this time the Lord of Bad Pilots appeared to him in a vision, taking the forms of Billy Zane and Adrianne Palicki. “Oh Lords”, cried Ferris, “End my suffering! Provide unto me a hyperlink to the pilot which shall destroy television, and bring about the end of all screen entertainment!”
With these words, the Lord Billy Zane did smile upon him, as the Lord Adrianne Palicki speaketh, “Don’t really have anything like that. We’ve got this thing called Gay Robot though. Will that do?”
“Fuckin’ done!” cried Ferris
And then Ferris saw some children, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.”*
*That bit is from 2 Kings 2:23-24. Seemed appropriate though.
Reviewers: James Ferris, Harry Brimage, Alex Malone, Andrew Cherry
Soundboard: Fabian Lapham