Punwatch

Punwatch S02E17 – Thor’s (th)Unders Enlightening with Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Episode 217 of Punwatch, with special guest Jerzy Gwiazdowski and not enough in-depth ice hockey knowledge.

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Punwatch S02E16 – ‘Bama Borax Bowling Blowout with Andrew McClelland

Episode 216 of Punwatch, with special guest Andrew McClelland and a fair bit of undignified scrambling to think of songs that sort of reference mazes.

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Punwatch S02E15 – Tubby Terror Flogs Fake Fauna with host Alex Malone

Episode 215 of Punwatch, with host Alex Malone and more Kylie Minogue puns than you can shake a well-insured butt at.

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Punwatch S02E14 – Shonky Sharks Plunder Pool with host Harry Brimage

Episode 214 of Punwatch, with host Harry Brimage who did well and is a good boy.

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Punwatch S02E13 – Robo Willie with host Lisa Dib

Episode 213 of Punwatch, with host Lisa Dib and super-chill, pleasant vibes. And a bionic dick.

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Punwatch S02E12 – Curry Closure Causes Sibling Split with Jennifer Wong

Episode 212 of Punwatch, with guest comedian & veteran punster Jennifer Wong and a smorgasbord of Indian cuisine puns.

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Punwatch S02E11 – Cops Cop Bogus Burger

Episode 211 of Punwatch, with guest host David Shaw and REVENGE

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Punwatch S02E10 – Parrot Slams Piers: Piss Off

Episode 210 of Punwatch, with returning guest comedian Peter Jones!

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Punwatch S02E09 – Take That! Toey Tortoise Clocks Carpool Cockhead

Episode 209 of Punwatch, with special guests Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs! Also, some stuff about Pierce Brosnan, tiny knots and other crap.

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Punwatch S02E08 – Sleuth Studies Stadium’s Boiled Banana Bust

Episode 208 of Punwatch, with guest Matt Harvey and 5 other punsters. It was raucous.

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Punwatch S02E07 – Party Prince’s Radish Rap Roast

Episode 207 of Punwatch, for the new year and a new you that enjoys way to many obscure fruit puns.

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Punwatch S02E06 – Derrière Drone Swipes Shiny Snag

Episode 206 of Punwatch, with a surprise return Punster.

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Punwatch S02E05 – Pilfering Pine’s Plunge

Episode 205 of Punwatch, back after a month off to talk about ancient Greek sex toys.

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Punwatch S02E04 – AFL Grand Final Edition 2016

The 2nd Annual AFL Grand Final edition of Punwatch, in which Cameron Tyeson joins us again to pun on about Giants, #Fourthawn and the KFC Travis Cloke incident no-one’s talking about (with good reason).

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Punwatch S02E03 – Hydra Duck Foiled

Episode 203 of Punwatch, in which guest Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall is haunted by the ghost-puns of Ben Volchok! OOOOOooooo Ben scored a spooky point.

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Punwatch S02E02 – Boat Busts Crowned Caper

Episode 202 of Punwatch, in which special guest Ben Volchok breaks a significant record.

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Punwatch S02E01 – Mannequin Crime Rampage

Season 2 of Punwatch! More puns! New rounds! Modified artwork! Probably shouldn’t have a vomit story and a poop story in the one episode! Oh well!

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Punwatch S01E31 – Nick Kyrgios Steals Motorbike To Run Over Pokemon

This week’s Punwatch, with a small nation’s GDP worth of Pokemon puns. Topical!

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Punwatch S01E30 – Ted Cruz’s Meat Heist Foiled By Trainspotting Crocodile

This weeks Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Claire Sullivan and maybe our longest single round ever.

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Punwatch S01E29 – Shampoo Bottle Makes Fart Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum

This week’s Punwatch, with Science Communicator / Comedian Tom Lang and the mother of all fizzles.     This episode is titled, “Shampoo Bottle Makes Farting Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum.” Despite a late scare, someone had a big night. Find Tom Lang @langaround on Twitter! Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex […]

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Punwatch S01E28 – Willem Dafoe Wins Legal Battle Over Circus-Trained Budgies

This week’s Punwatch, featuring wordplay about wordplay *Inception noise*.

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Punwatch S01E27 – ScarJo & Jolie’s Competitive Shoe Drive Unaffected By Crescent Moon

This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Peter Jones and a lack of quality smack talk.

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Punwatch S01E26 – Eminem Sells Off Parts Of Puffing Billy In Bid To Avoid Novelty Jail Term

This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Timothy Clark and more singing than usual.

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Punwatch S01E25 – Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo

This week’s Punwatch, featuring jokes about Napoleon and his silly hat.

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Punwatch S01E24 – Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show

This week’s Punwatch, in which one punster loses really, really slowly. It’s like watching someone fall over in slow motion.

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Punwatch S01E23 – Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’

This week’s Punwatch, with a host who’s glad that Terry Wogan story got delayed by a couple of months, in retrospect.

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Punwatch S01E22 – Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns

This week’s Punwatch, with a really long discussion of the logistics of the “12 Days of Christmas” that was cut out for time.

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Punwatch S01E21 – Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature

This week’s Punwatch, with a brief discussion of spoiler warnings for an entire school (if you haven’t seen Star Wars yet it’s your own fault.)

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Punwatch S01E20 – Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran

This week’s Punwatch, with more Dave hosting and more tenuous Melbourne suburb puns! Sorry, everyone outside of Melbourne. There’s only 4 or 5, I swear.

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Punwatch S01E19 – Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms

This week’s episode of Punwatch, with Dave in the hosting seat! C’mon lads, it’s his first time, give him a go.

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Punwatch S01E18 – Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court

Brand new Punwatch, returning after a month long break, with stories featuring Taylor Swift & Jennifer Lawrence (again. Sorry, the Metro has a wheelhouse.)

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Punwatch S01E17 – Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit

This week’s Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game that talked about Man O Man (I think. Pretty sure.)

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Punwatch S01E16 – Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo

The 16th episode of Punwatch, the only pun-based podcast that’s sure it’d marry Elijah Wood.

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Punwatch S01E15 – Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest

It’s episode 15 of Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game with sizzling hot takes like “Robin Thicke is a dickhead” and “Kanye’s a bit weird, hey.”

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Punwatch S01E14 – Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra

Episode 14 of Punwatch, the only pun-based game show that stops to consider whether or not you can make a good sports movie about tennis.

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Punwatch S01E13 – Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces

Episode S01E13 of Punwatch, with more controversial referee decisions! (They wouldn’t shut up about tailors. You listen and tell me I was wrong to step in – AC)

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Punwatch S01E12 – 50 Shades Star Turns Old Tower Into Star Wars Themed Golf Resort

This week’s episode of Punwatch, now with a much shorter running time because Alex wasn’t on!

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Punwatch S01E10 – Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley

A bumper 5-story episode of Punwatch, with a down-to-the-wire result and an argument about the definition of biscuit we didn’t get back to.

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Vintage mX Punwatch – Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face

Another vintage episode of mX Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Travis Nash, an Alex-Ferris showdown, and a bunch of really, really dark stories.

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Punwatch S01E09 – Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice

This week’s episode of Punwatch, featuring an actually kinda interesting discussion about when it’s ok to make puns about horrible things.

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Punwatch S01E08 – Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian

Episode 08 of Punwatch, and it’s a vintage one – featuring guest comedian Andy Matthews!

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Punwatch S01E07 – Donald Trump Wet Willie’d over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal

Episode 7 of Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game, now with even more Arguments About Rules!™

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Punwatch S01E06 – John Farnham steals petrol slightly earlier in South Australia

This week’s episode of Punwatch, the headline pun quiz show with guest Lisa Dib and gratuitous amounts of Adelaide sledging! (Sorry about that. Your river is very nice.)

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Punwatch S01E05 – Harper Lee’s The Raven a hit with ants and wicket keepers

Another episode of Punwatch, featuring the James Ferris Harry Brimage TAG TEAM!

*guitar solo, chair gets smashed over head*

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Punwatch S01E04 – Sepp Blatter, Greek Debt and Danny Deckchair

The most controversial episode of Punwatch yet! (In terms of rules violations. The puns are as tame as usual.)

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Punwatch S01E03 – Manspreading, Tinder and Prison Breaks

Another episode of Punwatch, now features Probably Too Many Dick Jokes!™

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Punwatch S01E02 – PE Teachers, Irish Golf and Matthew Boyd

It’s another episode of Punwatch, Australia’s second-favourite wordplay game (behind Burgo’s Catchphrase™).

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Punwatch S01E01 – Tattoo Theft, Political Memes and Suki Waterhouse

The return of Punwatch. Only 3 stories – a short game’s a good game.

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