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Sensitive Teeth

Sensitive Teeth

Don't fret, teeth scientists have you and your wuss teeth covered.
New ABC Series

New ABC Series

In the vein of iRock, TwentySomething and those other Gen Y shows you didn't watch.
Pete Best

Pete Best

The original 5th Beatle, and still the saddest (apart from Sutcliffe, I guess).
Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs

Top. Men.
Lance Schrapnel

Lance Schrapnel

The saviour of horny dorks everywhere (near Preston).
Burial

Burial

When you need to dispose of a body, call the professionals (ie. an undertaker).
Gandalf's Italiano Restaurante

Gandalf’s Italiano Restaurante

He didn't have much on after Sauron carked it.
Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

Seriously, they never work.
Overreaction #2

Overreaction #2

Still hasn't got the hang of it.
Overreaction #1

Overreaction #1

Reactions are like haircuts; there's a fine line between too, um, long… fuck it. Dave's bad at reactions.
Grant Stone

Grant Stone

Reconnect with your dead cat.
Guy Things

Guy Things

Just guys, doin' guy stuff. Not girl stuff. Girls'd hate this stuff.
All Day Shirts

All Day Shirts

There's a market for shirts that don't fuck off on you before lunch.
Future Phone Call

Future Phone Call

A man receives a phone call that changes his life. In an annoying way.
Bowiefan: Labyrinth

Bowiefan: Labyrinth

The trilogy concludes.
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