Episode 602 of Punwatch, featuring that utter fuckup Maria von Trapp.
The Consumption Posts
Episode 418 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition, with very special guest Jerzy Gwiazdowski from Punk-Assed: A Pun Cast!
A family’s boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don’t worry, it’s aggressively All Good.
Episode 413 of Punwatch with special guests Sarah Baggs and Michael Williams, hosted by Alex Malone!
Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil’s Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it’s personal. Because it’s inside him.
Punwatch for the 2019 Footy Season, with returning special guest Cam Tyeson, here to talk about his new show on 7Mate: Undercover Voss.
Cherry and Mary Cagle (Sleepless Domain, Let’s Speak English) spent 3 hours talking about RWBY, a fascinating disaster of a show.
It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
Episode 304 of Punwatch, with guests Michael Williams, Sarah Baggs and Piers Morgan (not in person, don’t worry.)
An old cop who’s sick of getting shot ends up in “Die Hard on a TV budget” with *record scratch* a LADY COP who *record scratch* can KICK ARSE?! Also 101 EPISODES OF FAILURE TO LAUNCH!
Peter Serafinowicz and Rashida Jones make up a mere 1/5th of this Friends clone that gave Ferris an aneurism.
A scientist, a hotshot reporter and a nurse team up to fight a translucent condom monster, just like in the original Omen. [citation needed]
A young cop’s partner goes missing right before his wedding. Also, there are vampires. They’re there, sorta.
1970s Satanists protect and care for a young woman, until they fail to protect her from a sleazy drifter. Guess who the protagonist is.
MTV try to make an all-female version of Animal House, updated for the late 90s with Blink 182 and casual homophobia.
Michael Williams joins us to talk about a good cop who fights the system with a little mask and a lot of sneaking up behind people and punching them in the head.
It’s the beloved hero everyone’s kind of heard of but I’m pretty sure your dad loves it. Your dad will not love this though.
Wes Craven tells the story of an angry old cop who teams up with a lady to solve some murders she’s always at the scene of.
Frank Langella is a classic ‘grumpy doctor with a heart of gold’, except without the heart of gold and he’s also a dictator.
High schoolers decide to start bounty hunting and everyone immediately tries to kill them. They don’t mind.
A horrible family of awful christians, are horrible to each other and everyone else in a pilot aimed entirely at a christian audience. Merry Christmas, everyone!
A half-Native American cop with psychic powers and maybe shapeshifting powers teams up with his fellow cops who mostly have magic powers as well to solve the murder of two women also he found another woman on the beach who seems nice I’ve run out of spac
CW: Child abuse – 70s child star Mason Reece gets his own sitcom, with the worst idea for a pilot plot we’ve ever seen.
A secret group sworn to kill a specific demon team up with said demon to battle another group who want to kill that demon. No one likes her.
Martin Dunlop helps us watch a divorced dad and his 2 kids get haunted by Horny Ghost Pirates, but fuck that, they’ve got stuffy old teachers to impress.
I.T. professional Harry stumbles upon a secret government spy program that is also a sexy lady who is out to stop him from banging his girlfriend!
In the future banging is outlawed, so when Greg and Jenny bypass security to bang (and bang and bang and bang) on the boardroom table things don’t go how they’d expect.
Bidra and Nardo are Intergalactic Space cops hot on the tail of dangerous space fugitive “Cloyd” guilty of the worst crime of all… hilarity.
Michael Richards, Dana Carvey and a supernaturally disobedient dog are odd-couple cops in a town whose population-to-schmaltz ratio was judged toxic by the EPA.
The 3nd Annual AFL Grand Final edition of Punwatch, with Cameron Tyeson, lots o’ footy chat/puns and general apologies to people who don’t follow AFL.
In a dystopic future, a team of elite cops use rollerblades and jetpacks to fight crime. This pilot couldn’t be more 90s if it was soaked in Gak®.
Xander Allan joins us to watch Melissa George get sucked up into a tornado and thrown into the perplexingly boring world of Oz.
Claire Sullivan returns to help us watch Biff from Back To The Future reluctantly adopt a dog, a child and several bread rolls.
GREG EVIGAN is Major Jack North, an astronaut who gains superhuman powers when he is struck right in the god damn eye by a solar flare. So naturally he uses his expanded intellect and strength to solve crime so hard he almost dies. He just keeps doing it. Just stop, Jack. Just stop.
Episode 217 of Punwatch, with special guest Jerzy Gwiazdowski and not enough in-depth ice hockey knowledge.
Episode 216 of Punwatch, with special guest Andrew McClelland and a fair bit of undignified scrambling to think of songs that sort of reference mazes.
Episode 215 of Punwatch, with host Alex Malone and more Kylie Minogue puns than you can shake a well-insured butt at.
Episode 212 of Punwatch, with guest comedian & veteran punster Jennifer Wong and a smorgasbord of Indian cuisine puns.
Joe fights his ultimate nemesis – another B-movie actor with even 90s-er hair than Joe’s! Or he would fight him, if not for the constant explosions.
Episode 209 of Punwatch, with special guests Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs! Also, some stuff about Pierce Brosnan, tiny knots and other crap.
Joe Lara fights a sleepy white supremacist during what isn’t a mutiny on a ship that isn’t called Starfire.
Joe Lara fights a cyborg with a bad moustache for the future of humanity, in a film that rips off Children of Men despite preceding it by 20 years.
BILLY ZANE turns not-great-spy Kim Cattrall into a robot after her not-great-spying gets her killed. She’s still not-great at spying, but at least she’s a robot.
In this week’s Failure to Launch we join the Mcallister clan as they dish up their famous homemade apple pie at the Midway Inn. On a space station. In the twenty second century. To aliens.
This week’s Failure to Launch sees the return of a horse of course. Of course, if you’re making a show about a talking horse, of course that horse will be a family-friendly lovable horse, unless of course that horse is Mr. Ed.
F. Murray Abraham fires himself into a volcano and dies. Later, a group of generic arseholes do the same, but without the dying so it can be a TV show.
Jessica Simpson, beloved pop-star, struggles to launch her career in television by playing a beloved pop-star struggling to launch her career in television.