5 Twenty-Somethings with colourful clothing, bright shiny teeth, and adorned in quirky accessories such as headbands and unconventional necklaces sit around a colourful desk. SIMON is sitting in the middle, on his left is JACINTA and THE D-BOMB, on his right is JOSH and CASSIE (short for CASSETTE).
Hey, welcome to The Funky Desk, we’ve got an awesome show lined up for you tonight. Johnny Depp, Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Scarlet Johannsen, Robert Downey Jr, Julie from Masterchef, Chris Lilley, Jennifer Aniston, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Gerard Depardieu, Emily Blunt, Daniel Radcliffe, Jim Carrey, Flight of the Conchords, Paul McCartney, one of the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, Helena Bonhem--Carter, Magda Szubanski, Matt Preston, Judd Apatow, Lady GaGa, Seth Rogan, Pink, Lleyton Hewitt, Ruby Rose and Short Stack.
Oh my god! I love all of those guys!
Celebrities are great.
They sure are.
I wish I was a celebrity.
We’re on television now, we’re all celebrities.
Yeah, we’re like the coolest celebrities ever.
What do you think about the news?
They’re nothing without Huey Lewis.
Long pause. Everyone looks down at the piece of desk assigned to them.
You’re so funny!
Jokes are great.
I love boisterously laughing.
Yeah, boisterously laughing is great.
It makes me feel secure.
Long pause. Everyone looks at SIMON’s assigned piece of desk.
Does anyone know any jokes?
Everyone looks around, unconventional necklaces and bracelets clunking around annoyingly.